Chopnesia is a constructive language made by Kazaki. It was inspired by PewDiePie’s fake language called “Chopnese”. The name is a combination of “Chopnese” and “Amnesia”, as in “Amnesia: Dark Descent”, one of the games that PewDie plays.
The alphabet has limited letters so replacement letters are used for loanwords:
Replacement Letters: B -> W, J -> Z, K -> G,
A as in apple; E as in egg, I as in igloo, O as in office, U as in urban, AE as in hay, IE as either see or sigh and OU as in own.
C – as in cat (pronounced like s if next to e and i), D as in dog, F as in flame, G as in gamma, H as in hair, L as in long, N as in north, M as in meat, P as in pat, R as in reindeer, S as in snake, T as in top, W as in waltz, Y as in yacht and Z as in zebra.
I – Ches; You – Chep; We – Shepi
Is/Am/Be (person) – pi; Is/Be (inanimate object) – shi; Was (person/object) – shof
I am Kazaki = Ches pi Gazagi.
You are PewDiePie = Chop pi PewDiePie.
My/Mine = Chesp; You/Yours = Chosp; Our/Ours = Shesp;
Kazaki’s = Kazakisp; PewDiePie = PewDiePiesp
Root Word: finopi (dream)
Present tense: finopia (dream/dreaming); da finopia (a dream)
Future tense: finopiuz (will dream); da finopiuz (will be a dream)
Past Tense: finopiof (was dreaming) da finopiof (was a dream)
Negative: finopio (not dreaming); da finopio (not a dream)
Forbidding: fauz finopi! (don’t dream!)
Request: phas finopi! (please dream!)
Imperative: finopis! (dream!)
Want to do something:
chesai finopi (I want to dream)
chopai finopi (you want to dream)
shepai (we want to dream)
Stephanoai finopi (Stephano wants to dream)
Suggestive: shep finopi (let’s dream)
Other Verb ExamplesEdit
Do = wyzi/wyzia; Did = Wyziof; Will Do = Wyziuz, etc…
Love = shepi/shepia; Loved = shepiof; Will Love = shepiuz, etc…
Come = caei/caeia; Came = caeiof; Will Come = caeiuz, etc…
Of = om
The = al
A/An = da
Or = ec
And = tos
With = ter
Plural suffix = -z
Rifene = Bright; Rifeno = Not Bright; Rifen = Brightness
Senne = Scary; Senno = Not Scary; Senn = Fear
Rifen (Brightness) -> Rifespa (Brightly)
Senn (Fear) -> Senspa (Scarily, in a scared way)
Numbers and Counting
The same as Western, but pronounced as:
1 = ur, 2 = ic, 3 = il, 4 = chi, 5 = cho
6 = ut, 7 = id, 8 = pe, 9 = he, 0 = rou
1,789 = ur-id-pe-he; 230 = ic-il-rou, 19 = ur-he
Decimals are pronounced: 19.9 = ur-he-dut-he
Mr. = Meh; Ms. or Mrs. = Mih
More Helping Verbs
What = Wan
Where = Erp
Who = Hou
Why = Hiw
When = Chip
How = Chot
Here = Och
There = Orch
Over There = Arich
To = Che
From = Pher
For (the sake of) = Shia
In = Ir
Everyone is connected. = Cheipa shi cosfiof.
You are singing. = Chop pi nimsia.
Where is the goat? = Erp shi al gael?
Did you find the key? = Wyziof chop fici al hie?
Answer my question. = Rachis chesp forga.
PewDie and Cry are playing the game together. = PewDie tos Cry pi asweia al aswei mazowy.
Here comes the Brofist! = Och caeia al Wrofist!
Just don’t make a noise. = Ash fauz oncorcopi.
Songs in Chopnesia
Kazaki also made this song written in Chopnesia: